for my poor bf-less girlies

Heyy peeps! 'kay so I decided that since I'm so happy cuz i found BrAdEn i'm gonna help you guys get your own hottie! (yay 4 service!)

Kensleys fail proof list of how to get a man:
1. Be a cheerleader
2. die your hair blond
3. giggle a lot. boys LURVE it
4. wear slutty stuff. remember- its not a sin if you win!
5. act dumb.
6. call them 24/7
7. text them 24/7
8. speak softly- this way they have to leann into you to hear(;
9. compliment them on EVERYTHING
10. wear TONS of makeup
11. stay supah dupah skinny
12. fake tan. the more orange the better!
13. make your hair REALLY BIG
14. remember- ponytails are a no no!
15. wear pants that have cute stuff ritten across the butt like "supahstarr" or "cutee"
16. snap your gum a lot

the last one is supah dupah important! cant tell you this enough!

STAY RIGHTEUS!!!!

how do you think i got my BrAdEn?? I was righteus! go to church girlies! follow the plan!

love ya all!(: